Alien Energy Device

H: Hello and welcome to UFO News. I’m Harry Thing.

R: And I am Ross Well. Tonight we have an incredible story. Our research has discovered the possible existence of an extraterrestrial energy device known as "The CRYSTAL RECTANGLE" or “The Magic Cube”.

H: What? That’s incredible. What is it?

R: It’s something that was found at the Roswell crash site.

H: Oh. That’s where we first made contact with the aliens.

R: Right. We covered it in the project Serpo report.

H: What does this magic cube look like?

R: When they first found it they thought it was some sort of window. To us it would look like a clear hard plastic looking material.

H: How big is it?

R: That’s rather personal. Oh. Uh. It measures 26 x 17 x 2.5 centimeters and weighs 728 grams. On the bottom left, there is a small square metal plate, possibly a chip. It is one of the connector points. On the bottom right, there is another small square metal point, which is the second connector point.

H: That is truly amazing. How does it work?

R: When viewed through an electron microscope, the device contains small circular-shaped bubbles. Within these bubbles are extremely tiny particles. When a demand for electric power is applied to the device, the particles always move clockwise at a great speed, not measurable. There is also some type of unidentified fluid located around the bubbles. When a demand is placed on the energy device, this fluid turns from a clear color to a hazy pink color. The fluid becomes warm and ranges in temperature between 102° - 115° F.

H: Maybe it’s the alien’s hot water bottle. Haha. Would the little bubbles heat up too?

R: The little bubbles would not heat up, ONLY the fluid. The bubbles maintained a constant temperature of  72° Fahrenheit. The boundary of the device contains micron sized wires. When a demand is placed on the device, the wires expand in size. This expanding process depended on the amount of demand placed on the device.

H: What do you mean by demand placed on it?

R: The scientists did extensive and exhaustive experimentation with the device. They could power everything from a 5 watt bulb to an entire house.

H: Could it power my television?

R: I suppose so.

H: A toaster?

R: Yes.

H: Refrigerator?

R: Yes.

H: Anything electrical?

R: Yes.

H: My electric razor?

R: Yes.

H:  My wife’s di..?

R:  Harry! This is a family show, remember.

H: What. I was going to say dishwasher.

R: I bet. The device automatically detects the required demand and then outputs that exact amount. It worked on everything electrical.

H:  How did they know that this thing was not a window?

R:  The alien that survived the crash had to show them how it worked. It still took them many years to fully understand the energy device's operational qualities.

H: After all this time studying it, I'm sure they must fully understand everything about it today.

R: That may be. Perhaps we are going to hear of a new energy alternative soon. Well, that’s all the time we have for tonight. Thanks for watching UFO news. We would love to hear your stories of sightings or encounters. Stop by our channel and leave a message.  I’m Ross Well.

H: And I’m Harry Thing saying.

R: Keep your face to space!

H: Would it power one of those long things that you put batteries in?

R: You better be talking about a flashlight.

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