Project Pegasus

H: Hello and welcome to UFO News. I’m Harry Thyng.

R: And I’m Ross Well. Tonight we would like to tell everyone about Andrew D. Basiago who claims to be one of America's early time-space explorers. Part of DARPA's Project Pegasus as a young child, he was part of a program that transported people from a "jump room" to the surface of Mars.

H: I had a jump room at my nephew’s birthday party. It cost a fortune and two of the kids ended up balling there eyes out. I think one of the little brats broke his arm.

R: A jump room is a kind of elevator in El Segundo, California that served as a kind of portal.

H: A portal to where? Mars?

R: As a matter of fact, yes. According to Basiago, who plans on running for president in 2016, he was one of ten children selected to participate in a program that officially, did not exist.
H: President of what?

R: The United States if America.

H: I would salute if I thought the camera was going to be on me.

R: I thought Dickie fired that guy.

H: He did. But the guy they hired is the guy who trained the guy they fired.

R: That figures. According to Basiago, Project Pegasus began in 1968 when he was serving as a child participant in the U.S. time-space exploration program, Project Pegasus.

H: I know about that one. My niece has pictures of that winged horse all over her room.

R: Project Pegasus was the classified, defense-related research and development program under the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) in which the US defense-technical community achieved time travel on behalf of the US government -- the real Philadelphia Experiment.

H: Holy BLEEEP!

R: Project Pegasus was launched by the US government to perform "remote sensing in time" so that reliable information about past and future events could be provided to the US President, intelligence community, and the military.

H: WTF?


R: It was expected that the 140 American schoolchildren secretly enrolled in Project Pegasus would continue to be involved in time travel when they grew up and went on to serve as America's first generation of "chrononauts."

H: Chrononauts?

R: Figure it out you idiot. Our audience is smarter than that. I am not going to take the time out of this incredible report to explain to the audience the derivation of a word that to you sounds like “nuts”.

H: Carry on then.

R: In 1968, Basiago resolved to one day tell the true story of his time travel experiences in Project Pegasus and reveal to the world that the US government had made secret a teleportation technology that if made public would revolutionize transportation across the face of our planet.

H: Beam me up, Andy! Next you will be telling us that Barak Obama is in on it too.

R: As a matter of fact he is, at least according to Basiago’s story. He was seen during one of his trips to mars before he was elected president.

H: Did he happen to see Elvis while he was there?R: Under Andy's leadership, the mission of today's Project Pegasus is to lead the campaign in law, politics, and culture to urge the US government to disclose its teleportation capability, so that this revolutionary technology can be used to advantage humanity in the 21st century. The new Project Pegasus is the only group in the world that is lobbying the US government to declassify its time travel secrets.

H: What sort of secrets?

R: The kind that if you knew the truth you would want to punch the next person you see because the truth is so unbelievable that if you knew it you would say “I knew it” and still not believe it because you thought it was all part of some joke to make you look bad because it’s so unbelievable.

H: Now I don’t think I want to know the truth.

R: Andy is not the only one who has come forward with this story. The great grand-daughter of President Dwight D. Eisenhower , Laura, says that she was approached to join the secret program. She turned them down .

H: What did she turn down?

R: The chance to be on the ship for Mars departing in the year 2012.

H: I thought I was the one who had the weird stories. Can I get on that ship?

R: No. According to those involved, this has been going on since the 30’s.

H: What?

R: Originally there were 97,000 settlers, taken to Mars. Only 7,000 survived the initial colonization.

H: I don’t like those odds.

R: Things are much better now. The current population on Mars exceeds 500,000.

H: Okay.

R: Well, that’s all the time we have for tonight. Visit Mr. UFO at his blog and feel free to leave a message. I’m Ross Well.

H: And I’m Harry Thyng saying:

R: Keep your face to space!

H: So Andy is really running for president?

R: In 2016.

H: He’s got my vote.


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