Faster Than The Speed of Light.

Harry: Hello and welcome to UFO News I’m Harry Thyng.

Harry: And so am I.

H: There was a young man named Dwight, who traveled much faster than light. He set out one day, in a relative way and returned on the previous night.

H: Those Italians and their opera.

H: The OPERA experiment in Italy presented evidence of neutrinos arriving 60 nanoseconds earlier than thought possible.

H: At first this seemed to be a mistake but the scientists have been able to duplicate the results.

H: And the results are obvious.

H: That makes me think of another limerick. There was a young man named Harry,Who’s incredible speed was quite scary. He set out one night, going faster than light,now thanks to new laws, he can marry.

H: Are you thinking what I am.

H: My fly is already open.

H: Does this make us gay?

H: No. Just you.

See the whole bizarre exchange here on The Mr. UFO News Channel: UFO News Oct.21,2011 "Harry meets Harry"